Today is very special - I have filled a Santa sack
With a lot of lovely parecels - they took many hours to pack.
I am sending them, forthwith, to the angels who have bought
All hail the 21st century. THANKS for your support.
And if you get your order in before it's 1pm
I will package up a book for you: a gorgeous little gem.
I will sign it and inscribe it with a kiss from me to you.
And you'll help me to be famous and to make my dreams come true...